I am a gourmet blend of cynicism and sarcasm. My purpose is to give reflections on the absurdities of life that pessimists wallow in, optimists seem blind to, and realists deal with rationally.
- Is there anyone here who would use an unlabeled luffa sponge left hanging in a public shower? 4 years ago
- I awoke from a deep sleep this morning with severely mussed hair, clown makeup smeared on my pillow and my mouth tasting of Barney Frank. 4 years ago