If I Ruled The World…..

….That guy in the truck that was driving well below the speed limit in the center of a two lane, one way street made me wish I was a law enforcement officer. After the tazing and then testing him for DUII followed by a dousing with pepper spray, I would handcuff him to the rear bumper of my squad car and fake a 911 call that would then dispatch me on a bogus high-speed chase.

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A gourmet blend of cynicism and sarcasm. Reflections on the absurdities of life the pessimists wallow in, optimists ignore, and realists recognize. View all posts by cynicasm

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